Since I was never slick enough to “turn” the BD, it would usually start with me being smitten and enamored, a feeling that would quickly metamorphose into a giant ball of disappointment once he lost all interest.
I always find that spending time with my 17-year-old niece is an invaluable experience that allows me to see life through a simplistic prism and reaffirms the notion once so effectively conveyed via Mean Girls: .
; born 29 March 1955) is a British-American actress.
She is best known for her role as Counselor Deanna Troi on the television series Star Trek: The Next Generation and the four feature films that followed, as well as other appearances in the Star Trek franchise.
Which is how I found myself first at the Castro Safeway, with a basket of Desperate Housewives sex toys, staring at Cherry Pop-Tarts and feeling about the same.
Michelle and I walked in together and made the plan of attack: We would choose opposite sides of the store, collecting suggestive items (and hopefully men, women, bears or stuffed animals along the way), cross paths in the middle and come back again. By the time she met me in the cucumbers, I knew we were two girls up against a store full of man-on-man-on-Ragu woo. I barely had a chance to smile at someone in the breakfast section (eyeing the tarts), before he looked in my basket and decided I was a lunatic.